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Only a fool would say that

drag yourself home half alive

Name:
Midnight Cruiser
Birthdate:
2 April
Location:
External Services:
  • robbiebubble13@livejournal.com
  • CaptainDetox
Please keep in mind that all opinions expressed do not reflect the true intentions of the company and upon reading the following information you are required to sign the malpractice waiver on page 15 of this document and pay a 50 dollar legal fee to help cover all costs associated with lawsuits and possible damages. Side effects may include nose bleed, sore throat, headaches, nausea, constipation, flesh eating virus, brain inflammation, and the inability to listen to anything but Michael Bolton while wearing a yellow spandex leotard.

I sometimes appear 50 years old, but only on tuesdays when the moon is aligned with the planetary orbit of Zenon X.

"This isn't funny. All it says in your profile is 'asssex.'" - someone.

"tears on my flezak." - scott.



my pet!


I adopted a cute lil' fetus in a tie
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

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