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Only a fool would say that
drag yourself home half alive
Created on 2003-11-02 16:59:03 (#1431656), last updated 2004-09-19
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Basic Info| Name: | Midnight Cruiser |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 04-02 |
| Location: | Illinois, United States |
| Website: | Warren Zevon deadjournal community |
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I sometimes appear 50 years old, but only on tuesdays when the moon is aligned with the planetary orbit of Zenon X.
"This isn't funny. All it says in your profile is 'asssex.'" - someone.
"tears on my flezak." - scott.
I adopted a cute lil' fetus in a tie
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
I sometimes appear 50 years old, but only on tuesdays when the moon is aligned with the planetary orbit of Zenon X.
"This isn't funny. All it says in your profile is 'asssex.'" - someone.
"tears on my flezak." - scott.
I adopted a cute lil' fetus in a tie
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!
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